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Sunday, August 5, 2018

The Winning of Barbara Worth Audiobook



Episode 12 of the



Quills and Cliffhangers podcast
is now available on 

iTunes
and Stitcher.


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We are delighted to announce that we have acquired a lovely old copy of The Winning of Barbara Worth, by Harold Bell Wright, published in 1911.  This bestselling novel became a classic silent movie in 1926, starring Gary Cooper, Ronald Colman, and Vilma Banky.

The story is set in California in the Old West, and the plot is a dramatic love triangle: a local cowboy and an East Coast engineer compete for the hand of a wealthy rancher’s adopted daughter.

Here is a scene from The Winning of Barbara Worth, compressed for time, describing the engineer’s arrival in the rustic Western town and his first impressions of the heroine of this timeless tale:

 The Winning of Barbara Worth

After his noon-day meal, Willard Holmes, following the example of others, sought the shade of the arcade in front of the hotel. Helping himself to a chair and moving a little away from the general company, he sat enjoying his cigar, musing on the novelty of his surroundings.

As he watched the passing citizens in the street he recalled the scene from the windows of his club at home—a famous club on a famous avenue.


That young woman, for instance, with her khaki divided skirt, wide sombrero, fringed gauntlets and the big western saddle coming there on a horse whose feet seemed scarcely to touch the ground as he plunged and pranced impatiently along, springing side-wise, with arched neck and pointed ears. 

What a sensation she would create at home! By Jove! but she could ride, though. He watched with admiring eyes the strong, graceful figure that sat the high-strung, uncertain horse as easily and unconsciously as any one of his women friends at home would rest in a comfortable chair.



As the horsewoman drew nearer he fell to wondering what she was like. 

The girl turned her horse toward the hotel entrance. As she drew still nearer, he saw that her mouth was too large, her face too strong, her skin too tanned by the sun and wind.


At the sidewalk the girl swung from the saddle lightly, and throwing the bridle reins over the horse's head with a movement that brought out the beautiful lines of her figure, she turned her back upon the pawing, restless animal with as little concern as though she had delivered him to a correctly uniformed groom. No, she was not pretty; she was—magnificent. 


All along the arcade people were smiling in greeting, the men lifting their hats. Two cowboys in boots and chaps paused in passing. "That new hawss of yours is sure some hawss, Miss Barbara," said one admiringly, sombrero in hand.


The girl smiled and Holmes saw the flash of her perfect teeth. "Oh, he'll do, Bob, when I've worked him down a little."


She passed into the hotel, followed by the eyes of every man in sight including the engineer, who had noted with surprise the purity and richness of her voice.


She said: "I beg your pardon. Is this Mr. Holmes?"



He turned quickly, rising to his feet.


She smiled at his astonished look. "The clerk pointed you out to me. I am Barbara Worth. You met father at the bank this morning. Texas Joe and Pat told me about your being here and I could scarcely wait to see you. I'm afraid you must have thought them a little rough last night but really it's only their fun. They're as good as gold."


As she stood now close to him—the red blood glowing under the soft brown of her cheeks—Willard Holmes felt her rich personality as distinctly as one senses the presence of the ocean, the atmosphere of the woods or the air of meadows and fields. 

But this was the unconventional limit! that this girl, the daughter of a banker, should openly seek out a total stranger to introduce herself to him on the public street before a crowd of hotel loungers! And the way she spoke of those rough men in the saloon, one would think they were her intimate friends.



He managed to say: "Really, I am delighted, Miss Worth. May I escort you to the hotel parlor?"


She looked at him curiously. "Oh, no indeed! It is much nicer out here in the arcade, don't you think? But you may bring another chair." 

Dumbly he obeyed, feeling that every eye was on him.



"When Texas and Pat told me that you were one of the engineers going out with The King's Basin party I could scarcely wait to see you. It makes it all seem so real, you know—your coming all the way out here from New York. I have dreamed so much about the reclamation of The King's Basin Desert; and you see I consider all civil engineers my personal friends."


"Indeed," he said. It is always safely correct to say "indeed" as he said it, particularly when you have nothing else to say.


She regarded him with an open, straight-forward look which was somewhat disconcerting. She was so unconscious of the strength of her splendid womanhood and he felt her presence so vividly.


"I suppose you must find everything out here very strange," she said. "Father says this is your first visit to the West and of course it can't be like your part of the country."


"It is all very interesting," he murmured. This also was sane and safe.  "It is very kind of you, I am sure," he said with a little more warmth.  "To tell the truth I was feeling a bit strange, you know."


"I'm sure you must be nearly dead with lonesomeness. Wouldn't you like to go for a ride? I would so like to show you my Desert."


"Her Desert!" he mentally observed. He answered heartily: "I should be delighted, I'm sure. You are more than kind. When could we go?"


"Right now," she said. 


"But I don't ride, you know."


"You don't ride?" The girl looked at him in blank amazement. "I don't think I ever saw a man before who didn't ride."


"I'm very sorry. I know I ought to." 


"Oh, well; we can drive. I'll summon a rig." 


When the employee returned a little later with a span of restless, half-wild broncos hitched to a light buggy, the girl stepped into the vehicle and took the reins as a matter of course. The engineer took his place at her left. 


Shying and plunging the team demanded all of Barbara's attention but she managed to steal a look at her companion now and then, as if expecting him to show signs of nervousness. 

Willard Holmes, on his part, was wrapped in silent admiration of her strength and skill.



Friday, June 1, 2018


Episode 9 of the
Quills and Cliffhangers podcast

is now available on 

iTunes
and Stitcher.


We are thrilled to announce that we have located a copy of the rare and wonderful 1911 book, Nonsense Novels, by Stephen Leacock.

This Canadian author was one of the most popular humorists of the early 20th century.  His work amused and inspired many people, including the great master of absurd comedy, Groucho Marx.


Nonsense Novels is a collection of Stephen Leacock’s parodies of ghost stories, historical romances, and other literary genres. Here is an excerpt from his famous satire of the adventures of Sherlock Holmes:


Maddened by Mystery: or, The Defective Detective
by Stephen Leacock
The great detective sat in his office. He wore a long green gown and half a dozen secret badges pinned to the outside of it.
Three or four pairs of false whiskers hung on a whisker-stand beside him.
Goggles, blue spectacles and motor glasses lay within easy reach.
He could completely disguise himself at a second's notice.
His face was absolutely impenetrable.
A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk. The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.
There was a rap at the door.
The Great Detective adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried,"Come in."
His secretary entered.
"Ha," said the detective, "it is you!" He laid aside his disguise.
"Sir," said the young man in intense excitement, "a mystery has been committed!"
"Ha!" said the Great Detective, his eye kindling, "is it such as to completely baffle the police of the entire continent?"
"They are so completely baffled with it," said the secretary, "that they are lying collapsed in heaps."
"So," said the detective, "and is the mystery one that is absolutely unparalleled in the whole recorded annals of the London police?"
"It is."
"And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?"
His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.
"And finally," said the Great Detective, "I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?"
"Those," said the secretary, "are the very conditions of the mystery."
"Good," said the Great Detective, "now wrap yourself in this disguise, put on these brown whiskers and tell me what it is."
The secretary whispered in the ear of the Great Detective: "The Prince of Wurttemberg has been kidnapped."
The Great Detective bounded from his chair.  A prince stolen! Evidently a Bourbon! The scion of one of the oldest families in Europe kidnapped. Here was a mystery indeed worthy of his analytical brain.
His mind began to move like lightning.
"Stop!" he said, "how do you know this?"
The secretary handed him a telegram. It was from the Prefect of Police of Paris. It read: "The Prince of Wurttemberg stolen. Probably forwarded to London. Must have him here for the opening day of Exhibition. 1,000 pounds reward."
So! The Prince had been kidnapped out of Paris at the very time when his appearance at the International Exposition would have been a political event of the first magnitude.
With the Great Detective to think was to act, and to act was to think.
Frequently he could do both together. "Wire to Paris for a description of the Prince."

The secretary bowed and left.
There was a loud rapping at the door.
There entered the Countess of Dashleigh. She was all in furs.
She was the most beautiful woman in England. She strode imperiously into the room. She seized a chair imperiously and seated herself on it, imperial side up.
She took off her tiara of diamonds and put it on the tiara-holder beside her and uncoiled her boa of pearls and put it on the pearl-stand.
"You have come," said the Great Detective, "about the Prince of
Wurttemberg."

"Wretched little pup!" said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.
So! A further complication!  The Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!
"You are interested in him, I believe."
"Interested!" said the Countess. "I should rather say so. Why,
I bred him! and I've got 10,000 pounds upon his chances, so no wonder I want him back in Paris.”

The Countess resumed her tiara.
She left.
The secretary re-entered.
"I have three telegrams from Paris," he said, "they are completely baffling."
He handed over the first telegram.
It read:
"The Prince of Wurttemberg has a long, wet snout, broad ears, very long body, and short hind legs."
The Great Detective looked puzzled.
He read the second telegram.
"The Prince of Wurttemberg is easily recognised by his deep bark."
And then the third.
"The Prince of Wurttemberg can be recognised by a patch of white hair across the centre of his back."
The two men looked at one another. The mystery was maddening, impenetrable.
The Great Detective rose.
He wrapped himself in a long black cloak with white whiskers and blue spectacles attached.
Completely disguised, he issued forth.
For four days he visited every corner of London. The search proved fruitless.
Two young men were arrested under suspicion of being the Prince, only to be released.
The identification was incomplete in each case.
One had a long wet snout but no hair on his back.
The other had hair on his back but couldn't bark.
Neither of them was the young Bourbon.
Still undismayed, the Great Detective made his way into the home of the Countess of Dashleigh. Then at last a clue came which gave him a solution of the mystery.
On the wall of the Countess's boudoir was a large framed engraving.
It was a portrait.
Under it was a printed legend:
THE PRINCE OF WURTTEMBERG
The portrait was that of a Dachshund.
The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.
In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.
THE PRINCE WAS A DOG!!!!
He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.
"I have it," he gasped to his secretary. "The mystery is solved.
I have pieced it together. By sheer analysis I have reasoned it out.
Listen—hind legs, hair on back, wet snout, pup – eh, what? Does that
suggest nothing to you?"

"Nothing," said the secretary; "it seems perfectly hopeless."
The Great Detective, now recovered from his excitement, smiled faintly.
"It means simply this, my dear fellow. The Prince of Wurttemberg is a dog, a prize Dachshund. The Countess of Dashleigh bred him, and he is worth some 25,000 pounds in addition to the prize of 10,000 pounds offered at the Paris dog show. Can you wonder that——"
At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.
The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.
Her face was wild.
Her tiara was in disorder.
Her pearls were dripping all over the place.
She wrung her hands and moaned.
"They have cut his tail," she gasped, "and taken all the hair off his back. What can I do? I am undone!!"
"Madame," said the Great Detective, calm as bronze, "I can save you yet."
"You!"
"Me!"
"How?"
"Listen. This is how. The Prince was to have been shown at Paris."
The Countess nodded.
"Your fortune was staked on him?"
The Countess nodded again.
"The dog was stolen, carried to London, his tail cut and his marks disfigured."
Amazed at the quiet penetration of the Great Detective, the Countess kept on nodding and nodding.
"And you are ruined?"
"I am," she gasped, and sank to the floor in a heap of pearls.
"Madame," said the Great Detective, "all is not lost."
He straightened himself up to his full height. A look of inflinchable unflexibility flickered over his features.
The honour of England, the fortune of the most beautiful woman in
England was at stake.

"I will do it," he murmured.
"Rise dear lady," he continued. "Fear nothing. I WILL IMPERSONATE
THE DOG!!!"

That night the Great Detective might have been seen on the deck of the Calais packet boat with his secretary. He was on his hands and knees in a long black cloak, and his secretary had him on a short chain.
He barked at the waves exultingly and licked the secretary's hand.
"What a beautiful dog," said the passengers.
The disguise was absolutely complete.
The Great Detective had been coated over with dog hairs. The markings on his back were perfect.
Next day he was exhibited in the Dachshund class at the
International show.

He won all hearts.
The Great Detective took the first prize!
The fortune of the Countess was saved.